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Posted: Wed Mar 19th, 2008 02:03 pm

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Found at innocentenglish.com

You look sad today, do you want to expose yourself to me?

I’m sorry, but I couldn’t write my essay.
My roommate had a toothache this morning.
So you couldn’t write your essay?
Yes! She was swelling and decaying badly!

You can’t sleep with me because it is
too crowded. But you can probably
sleep with my sister. That’s what most
of my friends do when they visit.

The police were attacked by a large group
of angry mops.

Christians believe if they do not sin they will have salivation.

When a volcan explodes, millions
of tons of larva can bury a city

The entire country has been
devastated by a long trout.

Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful
about that. Once a car starts lusting,
there’s no way to stop it.

Yesterday I had strong wind here.

I want my face to have
the buttocks treatment.
The what?
The buttocks treatment. It makes your
wrinkles go away. It’s very famous
in Hollywood
Oh. It’s pronounced “bo tox”.
That’s it. The buttocks treatment.
Maybe you need it too a little.

It is dangerous to smoke while you are becoming pregnant.

A cold is caused by micro-orgasms in your nose.

Are you hungry? I have dirty toes.
You have what?
Dirty toes. In my back pack.
Um, can you spell that?
Maybe D-O-R-I-T-O-S. Do you
Want to try one?
No thanks. I’m not so hungry
right now.

I never liked mushrooms,
but now they are starting to grow in me.

We have hated each other for so long.
I want to borrow the hatchet.

We were lovers,
but now she is my biggest enema!

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